Riddles and Jokes!

One riddle is:
If a rooster is sitting on a barnyard roof, and it lays an egg, what direction will the egg go down?
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One joke is:
A man is going to be killed, and he has three rooms to choose from. A room full of maniacs with matches and other fire stuff, a room full of snipers trained to shoot anything that comes in, and a room full of lions who haven't eaten in 3 years. Which one is the safest?
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

xD That's sooooo funny!!!!!!!
Lol, now I feel bad for the guy who drank the poison!

Lol
I've heared that one & I Liked the one "Lions who haven't eaten in 3 years are dead

Thanks, my sister told it to me!
Here's another one:
A dragon lays one egg every 12 years. If you have one hundred dragons, how many eggs will they lay in 12 years?

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Lol nice one i liked it

Thank you!